griffytime ([info]griffytime) wrote,
@ 2004-05-29 11:45:00
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Is strangling the only solution?
What to do about a mother in law? I am in a really bad mood. My mother in law knows that I am allergic to perfume...anaphylactic shock type allergic. However, she insists on spraying the shit out of herself after a shower. It wafts its way upstairs and into my kitchen, living room, etc.

What is the best solution besides strangling her?

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[info]mikecap
2004-05-29 10:19 am UTC (link)
Take the perfume away from her. Treat her like the child she is.

What's she going to do? Make her flunkies buy more? Tell her assistants that you'll fire them if they do.

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[info]vlvtjones
2004-05-31 08:33 am UTC (link)
Make her bathe outside. She can spray the shit out of the backyard. And, no, she won't have a cabana to change in. She'll just have to walk outside.

Either that or have a squeeze bottle of rubbing alcohol and douse her immediately as she comes out of the bathroom. It absorbs perfume smell and evaporates quickly. And it stings, too.

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